I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot, girl.
And now, now you’ve gone away,
And all I’m trying to say,
is: Pearl Harbor sucked… and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He’s way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile,
and that shitty movie, too!
Pearl Harbor sucked… and I miss you.
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies,
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a little bit more than I miss… you.